Transportation, Cars, Vacation and Smells: Petrol head - FML

Petrol head

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

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Thaylok 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 14:41

At the price (and evaporation rate) of gas, who in their right mind is wasting enough to make a puddle?

D J's MOM 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 12:21

so..... they didn't have a restroom with a sink, soap and water???? or you were just too stupid to think to use it..

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D J's MOM 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 12:21

so..... they didn't have a restroom with a sink, soap and water???? or you were just too stupid to think to use it..

SirEnigM0nk 22

Thursday 6 April 2023 23:50

Gas fumes/doors are pretty damn hard to get rid of. Maybe they tried but didn't make a dent.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 14:41

At the price (and evaporation rate) of gas, who in their right mind is wasting enough to make a puddle?

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