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By That_Indian_Guy - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML
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homesuckfucker 28

This is just one of those FML's that's hilarious, given you weren't the one in the situation. I hope you didn't draw too much attention to yourself, OP. And, don't worry, I doubt you'll see those people very often outside of court.

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BanAnnalee 12

that sounds amazing, I only wish I was there too join in what I hope would be laughter.

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xluciferx666 21

Should have yelled out "that damn duck is following me again"

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sarah2144 14

Do you get kicked out of the jury if you fall asleep?

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Ethan_Blevins 12

I guess they'll think twice before putting you on jury duty again!

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idrow 7

I think OP was bored and watching The Simpsons. They actually don't let you sleep on jury duty, despite having the glasses.

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NewJerseyTico 6

On the bright side, they might dismiss you early now!

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