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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

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hillgerb 16

Friday 9 May 2014 22:41

YDI but your username tho

BlobfishUnite 14

Friday 16 January 2015 20:50

Thanks for telling us brah :)

Galactic_lights 17

Monday 5 October 2015 0:57

Well, it's time for you to change your password..

gatorgirl7563 22

Friday 11 December 2015 14:18

You deserve it just for having such a password

emopancake 7

Thursday 15 September 2022 2:34

bruh why was that your password in the first place?? lmao

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