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By reader - 04/12/2020 14:03

Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Friday 4 December 2020 17:00

sounds like that aerobic instructor is very shallow should have said hey bitch I am a woman

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 December 2020 16:01

You need to find that Elvis busboy. He seems pretty hard up.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 December 2020 16:01

You need to find that Elvis busboy. He seems pretty hard up.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 4 December 2020 17:00

sounds like that aerobic instructor is very shallow should have said hey bitch I am a woman

lev 11

Saturday 5 December 2020 17:07

or: "did you just assume my gender?"

coius 23

Saturday 5 December 2020 18:27

Should have said she was a tri-gender pyrofox and she finds it insulting when people refer to her as a cis-gendered homosapian

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 5 December 2020 18:49

🤣🤣😂 that's perfect

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 9 December 2020 19:23

Gendered classes like this are inherently sexist, so it doesn't surprise me that the instructor has this kind of attitude.

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