Wanker and Intimacy: Parents always know

Parents always know

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

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Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

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Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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lanco_fml 10

Friday 27 September 2013 22:39

your mom is clever

AkiChan_fml 7

Sunday 13 October 2013 19:46

Clean up after yourself and this wouldn't have happened. Why's your mom cleaning your room when you're old enough to have the urge to fap?

threer 30

Monday 10 February 2014 17:09

Your mom still picks up after you??

v8nick97 11

Sunday 2 November 2014 14:59

Why the **** were they scattered around your room?? Throw them out!!

Tripitaka 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:44

Wrong on so many levels...

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