Health, Students and Scary: Paranoid

Paranoid

By rockefoe - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

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Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:09

hahah hate it when that happens :)

dacho 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:12

lol, happens to me sometimes xD Except I figure it out rather quickly, when it starts to follow me around xD

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SAYwhatFML 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 17:56

haha that's messed up !

saylor_25 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 18:42

how is that an fml? I'd think it was funny!!

sicoupe06 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 18:43

How did this fml even make it to publishing? it's not even funny

sugarr0babby0 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 18:55

your not even funny

Savie_Anna 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:25

what's comment moderated mean?

dugumit 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 18:46

you pretty disgusting. or pretty stupid that you can figure your own bodily noise.

NavyWifey29 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 19:03

sounds fake.

woopsy 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 19:19

i do that sometimes.asthma causes it.

JokeMeister 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:25

Get back to studying, cause you're DUMB!

hello1232 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:18

dumbass

makenzie_betchh 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 22:13

bahahaha!!

emilyk123 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 23:20

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