Love, Weird and Break-ups: Overreaction

Overreaction

By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I delivered some bad news to my girlfriend, and she broke up with me. By the way, Coca-Cola is discontinuing Honest Tea. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 May 2022 14:09

In other words, Honest Tea is not the best Polis Sea?

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Tuesday 31 May 2022 14:09

In other words, Honest Tea is not the best Polis Sea?

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