Dating and Love: Overenthusiastic

Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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DirtyMike911 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

If you think about it, Tomorrow never comes because it is always today.

coldashell 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:23

Overly excited much?

Comments

hateevryone 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:04

*facepalm* well you just ruined that.

thesockbunny 5

Saturday 7 April 2012 19:31

Hah! Not anymore, wackjob.

Zillabug 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:15

Well, that date is probably cancelled now.

balenciagaaaaa 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:24

Your desperate as **** if your blowing up his phone like that. Chill.

al66orange 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 22:25

Did u actual date go well?

aworm27 2

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:28

Did you get that sinking feeling of horror in your stomach when you realized it? I get that feeling when I realize something like that.

slimjim9876 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:01

Good preparation though

nafedog24 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:09

wat a dum guy, :-!

godhelpusall111 12

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:14

At least you had a date.

plentyofFML 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:24

Well...seems maybe a little well desperate....

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