Love and Embarrassing: Our cross to bare

Our cross to bare

By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

That oughta do it!

silentsparrow4 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:26

How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!

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SanctusMilitus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:29

BEST STORY EVER.

o_m_g_joe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:33

i think i saw you on girls gone wild i love it

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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cattoe7 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:46

i bet he calls

jrl585 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:47

im a guy i would be instreased in any girl that showed me her boobs lol

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 6:20

15, from reading your comment and profile, I hate you.

GrammerNazi1000 8

Thursday 5 May 2011 15:43

Because his pic is a Mac background? But yea, I hate him too.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:49

Haha, well I'm sure -that- got his attention. Hopefully you have a nice rack, if not, FYL. #1, get a life. No one cares if you are ******* first or not. It's lame.