Intimate moments: Our anniversary

Our anniversary

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Friday 27 December 2019 21:59

Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?

Kammi Smith 5

Saturday 28 December 2019 18:40

Men are stupid sometimes.

Comments

bloopaloop 27

Friday 27 December 2019 21:59

Did you celebrate by giving him a bj?

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 27 December 2019 23:01

That’s what I want to know. It ain’t an anniversary without another bj

namine120409 42

Saturday 28 December 2019 10:57

Originally posted April 10, 2011

Kammi Smith 5

Saturday 28 December 2019 18:40

Men are stupid sometimes.

Miss_Kat 7

Sunday 29 December 2019 17:48

Just throw the whole man out..

Christian_Drug_Dealer 2

Friday 10 January 2020 3:16

mad lad!!!

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 14 January 2020 1:02

Your BF thinks you give great head and you call FML?

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