Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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Friday 31 July 2020 23:34

I bet you woke the **** up!

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 31 July 2020 20:01

that was my question too

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pjsr 32

Friday 31 July 2020 3:41

I hope you flossed your eyeball, too!

bloopaloop 27

Friday 31 July 2020 3:58

Pro tip: Try using a knife next time.

ojoRojo 27

Friday 31 July 2020 10:58

How though? Guess you need to get more sleep

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 31 July 2020 20:01

that was my question too

Huldan MeGroyn 13

Friday 31 July 2020 23:34

I bet you woke the **** up!

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