Anxiety, Cars, Mugging and Health: Oh lawd, he comin' - FML

Oh lawd, he comin'

By logkitty - 10/04/2012 04:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gunpoint, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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poindextrr 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 11:44

sounds like you live in the ideal neighbourhood!!!

Techtacular 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 12:17

Now if that was really a gun, is your defense still puking?

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JudgeComrade 17

Saturday 26 December 2015 23:15

The liberal media is strong with this one.

Compass5000 5

Tuesday 26 March 2019 21:16

I mean, as far as defense mechanisms go, that one sounds like it has the capacity to be oddly effective.

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