Health, Gross and Dentist: OCD FML

OCD FML

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 06:01 - Germany

Today, my teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, right? Actually, I just did. Thoroughly and meticulously, for several minutes, until both my arm and my gums hurt. Yep, still feel dirty. FML

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Are you sure it isn't your tongue?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 August 2021 6:21

They're not literally dirty, they're just metaphorically dirty. You know what you did with that mouth of yours and you won't tell us.

Mrs.Rabbit 6

Wednesday 25 August 2021 20:07

i do oil pulling when my mouth feels nasty. I also brush with baking soda sometimes to get the fuzzy feeling off.

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Wednesday 25 August 2021 20:38

Are you sure it isn't your tongue?

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