Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting - FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

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dr3amcatchr 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:53

Wow. You definitely didn't deserve that. Hut then again maybe you did. Stop touching yourself.

Luxord33 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:31

Masturbation: you're doing it wrong.

dallas_world 6

Wednesday 5 September 2012 12:47

I'm litterly LOLING. Ahaha.

TheComputerGuy96 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 13:02

And this is why I have every Apple gadget but the Apple TV.

jep00 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:36

Damn I wanna watch **** lol well did u get in trouble?

pawzluver 7

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:31

Definiton of awkward.

midoriMentality 11

Saturday 8 September 2012 7:09

solution: stop watching **** during daylight hours/when people are awake or home.

LittleMagicWolf 7

Friday 14 September 2012 16:48

I'M NEVER BUYING A MAC.

highfly3003 5

Friday 28 September 2012 5:03

Well at least they know you aren't gay

stefaniburke 0

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:13

Get a ******* girlfriend.

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