Dogs and Animals: Not welcome here

Not welcome here

By Imgonnahaveabf - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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FortuneCookie3 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 16:05

attack it every time it barks

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Cysioland 8

Friday 20 April 2012 22:15

Kill it with fire!!!

nesteremily 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:05

I would be dead right now...i can't stop laughing lol

CakeEater 15

Friday 24 March 2023 3:27

You must have an annoying laugh, the dog has spoken

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