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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.

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Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

Did he at least put out?

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luva1s 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:41

you remind me of Chandler Bing from the Friends series :))

jayzyone 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 23:29

So where you going for the second date?

Makye15 1

Friday 17 August 2012 21:09

Well r u

iteenlovequotes 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 9:59

this isnt Chandler Bing posting this is it...?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 3:54

I don't see this as a big deal. It seems girls are more comfortable with their sexuality than guys are.

Boren 11

Friday 10 April 2015 20:46

Make her take you out to dinner as an apology

awkwardpenguinsx 15

Wednesday 29 April 2015 8:06

Chandler Bing is that you?

Twisted_Killjoy 23

Monday 24 August 2015 1:13

Are you chandler bing?

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