Intimacy and Sex: Not sure that's how it works

Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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Thursday 16 September 2021 20:14

Tell him it ain’t gay if it’s in a three-way

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Tuesday 21 September 2021 10:03

Ik. Guys r disgusting. This shows he’s not worth it

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