Health: Not so wise, eh?

Not so wise, eh?

By itachi desu - 08/06/2018 20:30

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. While under the influence of the drugs, I tried to speak Japanese. Later, my Japanese roommate informed me that I was saying "I am a weasel" over and over again. FML

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Friday 8 June 2018 21:02

I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !

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Friday 8 June 2018 21:11

I don't understand how this is an FML? It just seems like a funny story to me...it could have been a lot worse like if the surgery didn't go well or if you had tried to grope the doctor while on the drugs.