School, Awkward, Students and Art: Not my usual material - FML

Not my usual material

By Confused guy - 24/11/2022 14:00

Today, my art class had a project where you made a "statue" out of a metal hanger and pantyhose, and paint it. Being the only guy in the entire class and painfully single, I was not aware that pantyhose is so stretchy, so I got annoyed when it ripped. The teacher felt the need to make a huge scene about this. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 November 2022 16:49

You didn't see the obvious opportunity to ask an attractive classmate for help on how to deal with pantyhose? No wonder you're "painfully single."

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 26 November 2022 19:11

Next time wear them to class and say you are making a statement about the ridiculous seriousness in art.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 November 2022 16:49

You didn't see the obvious opportunity to ask an attractive classmate for help on how to deal with pantyhose? No wonder you're "painfully single."

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 26 November 2022 19:11

Next time wear them to class and say you are making a statement about the ridiculous seriousness in art.

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