Health, Alcohol and Drunk: Not in the mood

Not in the mood

By prettybich - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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SPKasabian 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:41

"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!

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Saturday 15 May 2010 23:34

good workout, tho

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sean24 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:48

you have to exercise?! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!

fishboy123 7

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:51

noob*

HaxivX 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:52

nooba

emo_bitch158 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:15

haha FYL

perdix 29

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:25

Looks like you're living in the lobby today. Hope your doorman greets people quietly.

skateitup4 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 1:35

lolol thats impressive

Findlow 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:01

Man up you soft twat

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:02

I think my picture looks horrid but that's just me. the south has made my cheeks a lil chunky. damnit.

deadsrs 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:03

nah jock I'll pass I was more ammused by the old pic :-/

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:14

lol oh yeah, don't show Catherine that one k?

cbr600_fml 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:37

if u can't do the time then don't do the crime

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