Money and Health: Not having a good time, really - FML

Not having a good time, really

By Anonymous - 01/02/2021 02:00

Today, I not only woke up with yet another splitting headache, but I stubbed my toe and my desktop kept crashing. That wouldn't be too terrible if it wasn't the second day in a row of bad luck, which previously involved someone stealing my card info and buying gamer keys with it the day after I got paid. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2021 18:20

This sounds like the song “That’s your horror-scope for today” by Weird Al

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