Nobody wants to dance with me By Lewis - 24/01/2019 00:30 I really don't understand why... I agree, your life sucks 252 You deserved it 131 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML I agree, your life sucks 437 You deserved it 84
Today, my son claimed credit for a money-saving scheme at work that belonged to a colleague. He claimed this to someone in very upper management, but when they tried to ask follow-up questions, he obviously had no idea how to answer, admitted his lie and was sacked on the spot. FML I agree, your life sucks 964 You deserved it 422
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 526 You deserved it 6 407
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML I agree, your life sucks 13 650 You deserved it 30 474
Today, I took my mother grocery shopping. From the opposite end of the snack aisle, she yelled, "They don't have my darkies! Ya know how I like my darkies!” She was talking about dark pretzels. I don’t think the appalled black couple next to me knew that. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 603 You deserved it 293
Today, my cat has a new ritual: As soon as he sees a human, he meows for a good ten minutes straight. Pettings, brushes, and toys have yet to get him to stop. His new favorite time to do it is 5 AM. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 121
Today, after a kid-less, romantic dinner, complete with fancy wine and a back rub, my wife decided that researching Flat Earth Theory was more interesting than sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 346 You deserved it 490
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 086 You deserved it 389
That's the best dance ever 😍
Fierce! rawrrr!