Love and Pranks: No need for a reason

No need for a reason

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 04:01

Today, as I was bent over drying my legs after a shower, my girlfriend snuck behind me and pulled a hair off my ballsack for absolutely no good reason. FML

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By anonymous - 23/04/2013 21:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

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By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 27 June 2021 7:00

I'd encourage a payback of the same manner in an equal situation at a later time!

andrewgr 4

Monday 28 June 2021 17:53

Out of curiosity, what is a "good reason" for someone to pull a hair out of your ballsack?

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 27 June 2021 7:00

I'd encourage a payback of the same manner in an equal situation at a later time!

andrewgr 4

Monday 28 June 2021 17:53

Out of curiosity, what is a "good reason" for someone to pull a hair out of your ballsack?

warmonger711 8

Tuesday 29 June 2021 5:27

He missed a spot while manscaping, she didn’t want hair getting stufk in her teeth.

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