Accident and Health: No good deed…

No good deed…

By williebees - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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By MAC. - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:31

But you saved a life in the process, so it's worth it

igive 29

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:31

t least you prevented an accident.

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djsammyc 19

Wednesday 27 November 2013 21:44

did she give you her number?

doglover100 28

Sunday 9 March 2014 15:05

You saved a life, that's great.

projectslinky 8

Sunday 14 August 2016 17:57

you deseve it op for interfering with natural selection

blacklightening 11

Monday 5 September 2016 23:05

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Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML

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