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Nice try

By klutz - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

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aizai97 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 13:18

What a cheeky way to meet him.

sillygirl247 14

Friday 4 December 2015 3:24

Creepy much?

rinzlerkitty94 31

Saturday 19 December 2015 22:43

YDI You should know better than to distract a lifeguard from their job.

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 7 May 2021 4:47

You are not cute.

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