Money and Transportation: Nice try, Sheila - FML

Nice try, Sheila

By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

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justanaveragejoe 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 8:46

LOL gay people ftw

FAYUL12345100 3

Tuesday 1 February 2011 14:55

Homosexual conductor WIN.

cherrycherryboom_fml 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 20:43

that's sad. & he probably wasent gay. he was just too nice to tell you you're a conceided nasty ****.

boredwench 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:29

Damn ****. You're the reason men don't respect women.

jennnwoww 2

Monday 23 May 2011 22:10

dumbass.

ch3s 4

Monday 18 July 2011 6:23

You should have said "I'm not a woman"

Fergeus78 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:21

At least you dont have to buy a ticket!

ale561 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:16

nice failed ***** attemp

ale561 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:16

nice failed ***** attempt

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:47

****.

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