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Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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lex1459 38

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:06

I think it's time you went back to not being her Facebook friend.

guitardude69 11

Wednesday 28 August 2013 10:03

That's pretty harsh, fyl.

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mjayybb 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:37

i cant stop laughing who even says that

ihatecoldfeet 11

Thursday 12 February 2015 14:38

At least grandma has some hilarious sayings. don't be such a sewage rat get a sense of humor.

Imthedaddy11 16

Tuesday 19 January 2016 7:50

Your grandma is ******* savage

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