Friends, Thief, Bikes and Miscellaneous: Nice "friend" you've got there

Nice "friend" you've got there

By jwhizzle - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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Awahso 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well, now you "found" it.

kaka123abc 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well what a nice friend you have

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SnailJamsss 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:50

Maybe you accidentally left it over there one day and you just forgot where you left it?

PhillyHilly 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:59

you have an awesome friend.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:01

He/she forgot to tell you that they found it and decided to keep it in their garage for safe keeping.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:06

and when I say safe keeping I mean "safe keeping"

tellithowitis 13

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:32

So ur happy?

2amkid 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:02

that is messed up!

duckie1015 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:06

I feel like "best friend" should be in quotes too

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:06

Eh, it probably saved your life. Getting hit by cars is a common side effect of bicycle riding.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 21 October 2011 22:36

Yes, that's it, the OP's friend was just looking out for his health out of genuine concern... /sarcasm

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:26

If you left it there, YDI. If he stole it, FYL.

ajjucool 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:16

so did he steal it.. or you just forfot you kept it there?

himoonkey 8

Friday 21 October 2011 0:33

Idk that any one can f

PaddyMcFat 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:29

Kick hos ass!

PaddyMcFat 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:31

Of course I mean his ass

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