Poopoo peepee and Kids: Nice day for it

Nice day for it

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

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Comments

Fresh4416 0

Friday 5 November 2010 13:44

Well my neighbor decided to follow me when I was with my friends and do that.....

Judus_beej 0

Friday 5 November 2010 13:50

bet you didn't check if he needed to use the bathroom the whole time you were out. I chalk this up as bad parenting.

Black_Magic87 0

Friday 5 November 2010 14:00

That's awesome you shouldve taken a pic of it

labratory5 0

Friday 5 November 2010 14:10

some one doesn't like you

jess183xp 1

Friday 5 November 2010 14:25

hahaha its a kids life :D !

jess183xp 1

Friday 5 November 2010 14:27

hey Logan your sexy ;)

Ancarnia 0

Friday 5 November 2010 14:55

At least he knows how sewer systems work!

just4funbalt 0

Friday 5 November 2010 14:58

that is awesome. kids are great, that's a story you'll treasure forever.

aback 4

Friday 5 November 2010 15:15

I get the impression that if he'd fallen in while your back was turned, you would have looked around a few minutes later, shrugged and gone on home. Either train your kid better or actually, you know, keep an eye on him.