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By hantavirus - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By MouserMan - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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Roasted

By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Alas, poor Mickey

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 14:00

Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.

guitartech18 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:56

that's nasty

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clumsy1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 2:45

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW one of the grossest things I've ever heard!!!!

skanky 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:29

I almost threw up in my mouth when I read this!

satan178 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 22:45

i agree with #23 but if this is true.. man..FYL ROFL.

_doublestuff 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:57

lmao, Lauren!

ohwoahemilyy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:46

That made my stomach churn just reading it. Imagine eatting off dead mouse plates. *shudder*

TarasTrouble 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:38

ewwwww. dont you like look in the dishwasher when you load shit and unload it. ughhhh.

helen29 4

Friday 8 July 2011 5:18

omg ur dirty !

justahboy 0

Friday 21 October 2011 10:03

So you think

LaPollux 0

Monday 7 November 2011 4:00

get a blood test, those things carry so much diseases .. especially rabies

JJAY2011 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:45

Haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Yes, I really did laugh that hard... Lol!

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Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML

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Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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Today, I overheard the interviewer discussing my appearance with his colleague. I’ll admit my shirt didn’t exactly fit and my shoes were in bad shape, but I’m so broke that this is all I could afford at the thrift store. I’d have better clothes if my getting a job didn’t require me having nice clothes. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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Today, I saw my daughter dusting her furniture with the white handkerchief I gave her as a wedding present. It's been in our family for 4 generations. FML

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Today, according to my tax bill, I’ve been employed by a company I interviewed for over a year ago. They apparently hired me but forgot to tell me, then they also forgot to fire me for not turning up, so I’m somehow their unpaid employee and yet owe taxes for wages I’ve never been paid. FML

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