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Never forget

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, the guy I went to prom with way back in 2006 decided to message me out of the blue. He’s now one of those red pill, MGTOW, woman-hater types. He told me all the reasons he’s too good for me, and why I’ll never have a man like him. I’ve spoken to him maybe twice in the last 18 years. FML

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Hangryko 31

Monday 14 October 2024 22:39

Block him, and be happy he is blocked.

easybree 10

Monday 14 October 2024 22:15

LOL he needs to grow up.

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easybree 10

Monday 14 October 2024 22:15

LOL he needs to grow up.

Hangryko 31

Monday 14 October 2024 22:39

Block him, and be happy he is blocked.

Yudith 25

Monday 14 October 2024 23:00

Thank God you'll never have a man like him! It sounds like nobody will either.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 14 October 2024 23:32

Sounds like you should be glad you'll never have a man like him...

d j mom 9

Tuesday 15 October 2024 15:02

that man is insecure as hell. just be happy you're better than him. call him out on it and tell him so if he contacts you again.

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