Dogs, Parents and Animals: Never forget

Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Monday 15 March 2010 9:18

What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!

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was it Lassie?

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Bharoar 10

Monday 29 December 2014 5:06

I don't think your dad is wrong

CheddarBug8 20

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:56

Old Yeller?

Aliaser Maneo 6

Tuesday 7 January 2020 8:57

It would be an even bigger FML if you were to meet the same fate as that dog.

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