Kids, Shopping and Housework: Never enough

Never enough

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

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Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:19

Fuhohohoho!~ Darling, don't you know? Mother's exist for the sole purpose of complaining!

saurik 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:18

so why is your room so messy?

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foxy1222 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:15

op next time your mom calls say sorry my phone was of and just walk away your mom sounds like a nag.

noni123 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:08

to #5 - - - first, there was nothing mentioned about school... and second, have u ever heard of weekends and holidays?!?!

R2RG 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:08

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:25

English can be a tricky language, but you have to use it to get better at it. Communication is key.

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:32

Mom sure does yell alot, maybe her hearing is going out.

darkwater17 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:37

That sounds just like my friend Katie's mom. What a bitch.

kolk777 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:56

Your mom sounds a lot like my step-mom.... a total b*tch

kay729 7

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:15

gotta love those moms

titsmchee 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:30

cowboy up and slap dat hoe

Taylorfacepwns 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:31

story of my life. >_<

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