Love, Embarrassing, Weddings and Clumsy: Nervous

Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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Ubehage 32

Sunday 5 November 2023 10:46

Are people still asking someone to carry the ring in the open, while walking a distance? Have we learned nothing yet? FYL

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Ubehage 32

Sunday 5 November 2023 10:46

Are people still asking someone to carry the ring in the open, while walking a distance? Have we learned nothing yet? FYL

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