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By sue - 31/05/2017 00:00

Today, I had to collect my daughter from Heathrow Airport after British Airways cancelled her school trip flight. It's fine. I was already at the airport on my way for a Girls' Week to Portugal. I couldn't go. Thanks BA. FML

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mixedupminx 8

Wednesday 31 May 2017 1:42

At least hold BA responsible for the money you lost! and maybe just make a nice week with your daughter of it:)

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I'm with you, but pointing that out screams first world privilege

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mixedupminx 8

Wednesday 31 May 2017 1:42

At least hold BA responsible for the money you lost! and maybe just make a nice week with your daughter of it:)

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Thursday 1 June 2017 8:44

This just screams first world problems

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I'm with you, but pointing that out screams first world privilege

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