Health, Covid and Coronavirus: Mystery

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By DaigCrainielson - 12/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Sun Valley

Today, I found out I had 3/4s of a Cheezit stuck in my sinus. No one knows how it got there, but the doctors found it while testing for COVID. I have an appointment soon to remove it. FML

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By ISmellBread - 15/12/2023 05:00 - United States - Cabot

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:16

Were you sniffing the bag while asleep? How DON'T you know you have something like that in there?

mindy12182 17

Tuesday 13 October 2020 10:45

Did you sneeze while eating Cheez-Its? I did while eating a chocolate chip cookie and blew cookie crumbs for a week, lol

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:16

Were you sniffing the bag while asleep? How DON'T you know you have something like that in there?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 October 2020 0:26

What about the other 1/4 Cheezit? Is it in your brain?

Chazzster 29

Tuesday 13 October 2020 1:23

Drunk or high?

mindy12182 17

Tuesday 13 October 2020 10:45

Did you sneeze while eating Cheez-Its? I did while eating a chocolate chip cookie and blew cookie crumbs for a week, lol

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 13 October 2020 14:06

I once was eating peanuts and sneezed and a whole peanut shot out of my nose 😂

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