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My way or the highway

By Why are you still my father anyway? - 03/11/2021 06:00 - Mexico - Chalco

Today, whenever I call my father on the phone he never answers, but if I ever ignore his calls he wishes me dead. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 November 2021 14:39

He probably always wishes you dead. When he sees your number come up, he puts on his Ray Parker, Jr. voice and says, "I ain't talkin' to no ghost."

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 November 2021 14:39

He probably always wishes you dead. When he sees your number come up, he puts on his Ray Parker, Jr. voice and says, "I ain't talkin' to no ghost."

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