Animals, Bodyshaming and Cats: My pride and joy - FML

My pride and joy

By A good cat owner - 02/11/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to another person that my cat is not morbidly obese, he just looks really fat when he lays down. FML

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IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 3 November 2022 1:49

Apparently your relatives have never seen a cat before, they all do that. Cats are basically liquid and don't really support themselves much when they're flopping down. It makes them look wider than they are.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 November 2022 17:54

Good one. I should use that line as well.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 November 2022 17:54

Good one. I should use that line as well.

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 3 November 2022 1:49

Apparently your relatives have never seen a cat before, they all do that. Cats are basically liquid and don't really support themselves much when they're flopping down. It makes them look wider than they are.

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