Monday blues

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 11:02

Today, I asked my boss if I could take a vacation day for my birthday on Monday. She called to tell me yes, and then told me I'm getting laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 22:13 - Romania - Cluj-napoca

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By robthebuilder - 26/10/2010 06:35 - Canada

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

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Monday 9 November 2020 18:19

So, you're getting LOTS of vacation days!

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Tuesday 10 November 2020 7:47

Bad timing?

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 November 2020 18:19

So, you're getting LOTS of vacation days!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 10 November 2020 7:47

Bad timing?

coius 23

Tuesday 10 November 2020 16:58

Unscheduled vacation extension followed by a long vacation from a vacation recovery period.

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