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By anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Richardson

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

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kakarot2 11

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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prentiss2 2

That's what you get for intending to litter. YDI

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capnbzarr 43

YDI, more for the compulsive littering than for being drunk.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

I can honestly say.. I have done that before without being drunk.

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Satoaoi 13

I hope it was an iPhone you threw off the balcony >=>

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ForeverFemme 14

my favorite, is to drink my cig & inhale my soda thru a straw.. lucky

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artiiculate 2

I've texted and smoked while drunk. You just have to not be an idiot.

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beachbum561fla 14

And it still works. I smell bs

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meagann01 4

You must be proud of what you learned.

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