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By 552220000 - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML

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10/10 recovery

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BigSissy 14

Friday 14 June 2019 22:36

FYL?!? What are you talking about? That was a great save!

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Sunday 16 June 2019 1:42

10/10 recovery

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