Annoying, Argument and Kids: Make it stop

Make it stop

By kids are meh - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I told my cousin it would be okay if he stayed the weekend after a fight with his wife. He didn't tell me he was bringing his 4 kids. They've watched funny cat videos for hours and they laugh like maniacs. FML

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Tuesday 17 May 2016 12:07

It could be worse. Imagine if they were running around knocking things down or summoning a demon named Randy and laughing manically.

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If you can't beat them, join them; cat videos aren't so bad? Besides its good family time

Comments

Rednomad 5

Thursday 19 May 2016 6:10

i HAVER SIX KIDS AND NOBODY, INCLUDING MY FAMILY MEMBERS AND MY MOTHER WOULD TAKE US IN! MY CHEATING FIANCEE ALLOWED HER LOVER TO MOVE IN OUR OWN DAMN HOUSE THAT I PAID RENT AND BILLS! FML!