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Lovely

By Zorro - 14/11/2025 20:00

Today, I told my mom I was feeling depressed and needed motivation. She hugged me and said, “Honey, you just need to get out there and find someone who loves you for who you are.” Then she added, “...but maybe lose the mustache first.” I’m her daughter. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 16 November 2025 18:36

There are TikTok videos of a guy with a mustache rocking beautiful makeup and hairdos. If he can do it on TikTok, you can do it in real life!

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Sunday 16 November 2025 21:56

If you like it, keep it.

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Yudith 25

Sunday 16 November 2025 18:36

There are TikTok videos of a guy with a mustache rocking beautiful makeup and hairdos. If he can do it on TikTok, you can do it in real life!

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 16 November 2025 21:56

If you like it, keep it.

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