Love: Lost

Lost

By Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML

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Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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Zelda210 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:28

Are you stupid?

runmymouth 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:55

If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.

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italiababayy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:25

my names marie haa

antoinette_hys23 0

Monday 30 March 2009 19:37

MY NAME IS MARIE TOO!

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:07

#5 hahaha! Maybe she was on her way? I love how you said you looked all over ;)

thekraken 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:33

Now did you check under the couch?

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:21

lol, #18, Sneaky girls.

nodbor 11

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:16

did you check under the guy she's with?

nobridgejustwate 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:40

Yeah he did, and he found nothing but lint.

whoisthisgirl 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:09

I liked this comment so much, that I'm telling you that I smiled at it lol

abandonship 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 17:29

awww :(

myexsucks 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:37

#6 hahahahahahahaha....

heygirlhey313 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:11

my name's marie. =]]

Protegas 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:30

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