Love, Embarrassing, Delivery and Awkward: Looking good

Looking good

By Alex - 31/07/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was expecting a package from Amazon, so when the doorbell rang I rushed out in my pajamas. It wasn't the delivery guy. It was my ex and her new boyfriend, here to drop off some of my old stuff. I'd answered the door wearing an anime onesie. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 1 August 2024 4:01

if you're running around in an anime onesie, you're her loss! find your people, because there's lots of us that would absolutely love that -a grown woman who wears onesie jammies

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 1 August 2024 23:37

I got the impression OP is a dude. "My ex and her new boyfriend". Yeah they could be bi/pan/whatever, but my logic circuits say "guy".

Comments

JackWood 20

Thursday 1 August 2024 3:56

I see why you're an ex. js

UniUni 20

Friday 2 August 2024 3:09

And I can bet my left tit you're single

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 1 August 2024 4:01

if you're running around in an anime onesie, you're her loss! find your people, because there's lots of us that would absolutely love that -a grown woman who wears onesie jammies