Kids and Haircut: Lookin' good

Lookin' good

By MaL - 07/08/2023 20:00

Today, my little brother compared my new haircut to the one Hermione has in the first Harry Potter movie. I assumed this was a compliment, until my sister said, "Hermione's haircut is really cute" and he replied, "Seriously? She looks like shit." FML

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