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Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

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HiIAmKevin 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:27

That's when you know you really have to hit up some bars...

Maybelline008 10

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:27

Well, did they?

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rj33445 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:02

Lame

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:43

Please tell me you also had on khakis...

Eiregal2 10

Friday 11 May 2012 0:01

I find it very hard to interact with people too. For the last four years I dedicated all to being on stage.either as a lead singing for a youth group,MC,,playing an interment or evently playing characters in a haunted house attraction. If anything like that interests you go for somthing like that. I just happened to get into it one day and never looked back.now I have many good friends and wonderfull memories. Thats my tale for tonight children!

Eiregal2 10

Friday 11 May 2012 0:04

I meant instrument,oh I am special am I not

BVBarmyForever 0

Friday 11 May 2012 0:04

Ha, forever alone much?

ganjaone 2

Friday 11 May 2012 0:24

Good idea I'll try it too.

goddamniluvme 0

Friday 11 May 2012 1:03

What's wrong w u, y would u deny that power. Sumtimes I would give ANYTHING to get people to shut the **** up and not say hi.

YerMomsBalls 3

Friday 11 May 2012 2:41

I would have done it just so I could tell people, "leave me alone, I don't work here." haha

misshighjinks 5

Friday 11 May 2012 3:56

Aww forever alone. I know how it feels

faKeYguy 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:08

sad...maybe u should take up being that loser who works somewhere for free just to be doing somethin...

springkatherine 4

Friday 11 May 2012 4:47

I work at a target and that's probably one of the most annoying things people can do, when they come in dressed in red and khaki. seriously, why?

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