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By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 02:00

Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML

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Someweirdhobo 12

Sunday 13 November 2022 17:08

Take it as a compliment. Krusty is awesome

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Someweirdhobo 12

Sunday 13 November 2022 17:08

Take it as a compliment. Krusty is awesome

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