Miscellaneous, Awkward, Neighbours and Keys: Loitering

Loitering

By Anonymous - 05/06/2025 06:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML

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Thursday 5 June 2025 7:01

In my country the neighbor would have invited you to wait inside with a cup of tea and maybe help you call your parents...

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Thursday 5 June 2025 7:01

In my country the neighbor would have invited you to wait inside with a cup of tea and maybe help you call your parents...

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