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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 16:00 - United States

Today, I finished moving to my new apartment, which is 45 minutes away from my old one, because my workplace would be closer. I then got a phone call from my boss, telling me that he's transferring me to another location, which is closer to my old apartment. FML

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Pastor_Rich 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 2:17

talk about a moving experience

emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:49

Let's see, how about you say "no"

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emzmcgee 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:49

Let's see, how about you say "no"

I_GET_ASS 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 5:12

greek fizzle.

Paneity 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:22

... so tell him not to?

PeaceeLoveeLol 0

Monday 19 July 2010 9:31

ahhhhahh damn that reeallly suckks.!! lol fyl

sashastryker 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:30

oh wow, u shoulda got a place in the middle just in case that happened :p

zachjones84 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:40

Andrea from broward county? Lmao!

sharkwkrox 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:54

fyl.

guitarman1998 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:42

25th

jerryj 27

Friday 21 February 2014 8:33

They clearly did it on purpose.

cwl727 32

Sunday 6 April 2014 20:37

Can you ask him not to?

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